Naufragous

Barnaby: FLAT CLEARANCE!
As I am moving to a smaller flat I’m going to get rid of a lot of furniture and other items.
The good news is that all these items are available FREE! The bad news is that you will have to collect them and before the end of Feb.
Here is the list:
Pine double bed including mattress (can be dismantled)
Two large wooden CD-racks
Atacama hi-fi equipment stand (glass shelves)
A couple of 17” LCD monitors (one of which has a ‘bruise’ on the screen)
One large mirror, one small one (wooden frame, but quite light)
A PC case
A CD-radio-cassette (ghetto blaster style)
A washing machine (working, except for the economy wash)
An 800W microwave

Paul: I’m interested in knowing how you have managed to secure a single 800W Microwave and how you keep it. (or perhaps you meant microwave oven!)

Barnaby: Quantum isolation matrix

Paul: Barnaby, as you know, you can either know the location of a photon OR measure something about it. So, in stating that it’s 800W you must have measured it, so how do you know where it is?!

Nat: Can you rustle us up a quick Heisenburger in that microwave?

Barnaby: Sadly I cannot confirm the Heisenburger is ready as it may or may not actually exist

Nat: Good job too, I heard you make those burgers out of cat-meat.